pants are overrated
raspbeary:

spookypenetration:

lms if u cried wow real bravery


a hero rises

1800-sex-offender:

"So expensive…" As i whispered to myself looking at the 5 dollar price tag.


nottwilightbella:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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parasailin-sarahpalin:

I don’t want hot sauce,  I want a sauce with a great personality


sixsteen:

i ship me and money


throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe


tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone


monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid


inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point
draggedqueens:

thickneyspears:

Ariana Grandes Impact


"dis bitch stole my look"
"imma have to kill her after PE today"
  • The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.

gingahhh:

I promise I’ll stop complaining as soon as I get everything I want


jakemalik:

do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you