pants are overrated

satanspersonallapdancer:

kuntquats:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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you look more like Captain Hook had sex with Chris Evans and the God of Beauty was born


Straight White Boy Problem #540

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*starts raking leaves* i dont mind raking leaves but it’s really boring and there are so many leaves! *jumps into a huge ass pile of leaves that my dad is raking* dad glares at me while I frolic in the moist leaves. He drops his rake. He drops his gloves and walks into the garage. after having a lot of fun in the leaves (by myself) I wait for my dad for 5 minutes but it is evident he isn’t coming back outside. now I have to clean up these leaves all by myself.

What


whohastimeforcreativeurls:

tiorickyaoi:

REALLY SCARY HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS!!!

  • GCSEs
  • A Levels
  • UCAS applications
  • michael gove’s education reforms
  • university
  • responsibility
  • david cameron
  • Results day envelope
  • Nigel Farage

  • my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

mamahartbig:

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this


mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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wet-monsoon:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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